I. The Books
Put the books in order from favourite to least favourite. PoA, OotP, SS/PS, GoF, HBP, CS, DH
How many times have you read the series? Like, 50 up to book 5, and the last two… er… 1.5
Favourite chapter? PoA chapter 19. The whole background story, full of emotion, and yum.
What are your five favourite quotes from the books? Hermione’s whole “books and cleverness” schpeal. “err… you want me to drop my wand?” Dueling club. “ ‘He can’t come back, Harry,’ said Lupin, his voice breaking as he struggled to contain Harry” “GIVE HER HELL FOR US PEEVES!” “There seems to be an escaped firework in the classroom…… I didn’t know if I had the authority” “Look… at… me…”
Biggest surprise: George’s ear…
Biggest Let-down: Ahem… They go camping, the laze around, they find some stuff, some people die, the end all was well. ….. NO!
One character you'd bring back to life: Fred.
Favourite Harry moment: “My Dad wouldn’t have wanted his best friends to becaome killers.
Favourite Ron moment: Him trying to apologize to Harry after the first task
Favourite Hermione moment: The birds attacking Ron.
Favourite Ginny moment: Harry breaking up with her.
Favourite Neville moment: Sword. Snake.
Favourite Luna moment: With the thestrals and Harry. “I’ve always been able to see them” I think, if he were able to see a bit more past her strangeness, they would have been better together than him and Ginny
Favourite Snape moment: “Look… at… me…”
Favourite Dumbledore moment: I don’t really like, him. He’s too… “Sacrifice others no matter the cost”
Favourite Voldemort moment: Right after Nagini gets pwned
Favourite Sirius moment: “God rest ye merry hippogriffs!”
Favourite Weasley family moment: Beginning of PoA when F&G are mocking Percy for being formal with Harry. "Mom! Spiffing to see you!"
Favourite Draco moment: Crying in the bathroom. My heart went GUH…
Moment that will always make you cry: Fred.
II. The Films
Put the films in order from favourite to least favourite: SS/PS, GoF, OotP, CS. PoA doesn’t even get a spot.
Actor most like the book character: Rupert Grint.
Actor least like the book character: Tom, the barkeep. In the first one, he’s ok, but in the third, he’s a hunch-backed creep, and that is NOT COOL
Favourite film set: Shrieking Shack
Three Favourite lines from films: “Shouldn’t a said tha’…. Should NOT ‘ave said tha’
Favourite film scene: When Draco conjures the snake and Harry’s all “Shhhhla na hessssss”
Favourite scene in the films not included in the books: glass = sand
Scene you were most disappointed didn't make it into the film: Harry looking in the pensive of Snape’s and seeing the whole memory.
III. The Universe
Five Favourite Characters: Luna, Snape, Fred, George, Draco(cause the guy’s looking out for his family… I mean really)
Three Least Favourite Characters: Umbitch, Dung, Bella
Favourite member of the Trio: Mione
Three Favourite magical creatures: Thestral, Hippogriff, Basilisk
Favourite family: Weasleys
Favourite villain: Nagini
Favourite Death Eater: Snape
Favourite non-Hogwarts magical building: St. Mungo’s
Favourite Diagon Alley location: WWW, of course!
Three Favourite Spells: Lumos, Accio, Protego
Three Favourite Potions: Amortensia, Veritaserum, Felix
Favourite Unforgivable Curse: Imperius cause you don’t (Necessarily) cause pain or injury/fatality.
Favourite Department of Mysteries Room: Time room
Favourite kind of transportation: Broom, baby
Favourite Weasley: Gred & Forge
Favourite Order member: TONKS!
Favourite pet: Salazar’s pet Basilisk
Favourite Hogwarts room: RoR
Favourite class: Runes (even though we don’t see it much, it sounds like awesome)
Favourite teacher: Snape, even though he’s snarky, he teaches like a mofo!
Favourite DADA teacher: Remus
Least favourite teacher: Umbitch!
Favourite non-human Hogwarts resident:
Favourite Hogsmeade location: Shrieking Shack
Favourite Triwizard Champion: Harry!
Favourite Triwizard Task: Mer-people
If you had to resort the trio, so one had to go to each different House and none could remain in Gryffindor, who would go where and why? Hermione in Ravenclaw, doi. Harry in Slytherin, cause he knows how to hide and sneak and evade.Ron in Hufflepuff, although it makes, like, no sence
Which qualities do you see in Harry that are distinctly not Gryffindor ones? Ambition. He totally lead a bunch of kids to a huge level of DADA.
Severus Snape - Innately good or innately evil? Self motivated or really Dumbledore's man? He seems to be the good guy, although, he’s still a prick.
How do you feel about James Potter and the Marauders? I actually want to hit James and Sirius, cause, really, who gangs up on a guy like that. Snape really reminds me of a friend of mine, and if people were ganging up on him, I’d prolly kick en down, no lie.
IV. The Fandom
How long have you been a HP fan? Since CS book
Favourite wizard rock band: Don’t listen much
Number of midnight releases have you attended: 3… and an early morning one for GoF
Favourite HP website: Schnoogle...
Most ridiculous Potter theory you've heard: Mmm... I can't remember any really far-flung ones.
Favourite LJ HP community:
Which would you rather see - a sequel or a prequel? Pre. I’d love to see MWPP and how they grow up
Which stereotypes do you associate with each house? Brashness: Gryff, Misunderstood: Sly, Underestimated: Huff, Intelligent, though not always about school stuff: Raven
Floo powder or broom: Broom
Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs: Chocolate
Death Eaters or Dumbledore's Army: DA!
Fred or George: Fred. (RIP)
CAPSLOCK HARRY or Emo!Harry: Emo
The Ministry of Magic or Gringotts: Gringotts
Sirius or Lupin: Remus
Occlumency or Legilimency: Legilimency
Animagus or Metamorphagus: Metamorphagus
Mermish or Parselmouth: Parslesmut… I mean mouth…
Draco or Lucius: Draco
Peter Pettigrew or Mundungus Fletcher: Dung
Whomping Willow or Flying Ford Anglia: Willow
Invisibility cloak or Pensieve: Cloak
Grimmauld Place or The Burrow: Burrow
Werewolf or Inferi: Werewolf
Herbology or Care of Magical Creatures: CMC
Professor Binns or Professor Umbridge: Binns
Yule Ball or Quidditch Championship: Yule Ball
Peeves or Nearly Headless Nick: Nick
Hippogriff or Thestrals: Thestrals
Durmstrang or Beaubaxtons: Durmstrang
S.P.E.W or the Inquisitorial Squad: S.P.E.W.
Three Broomsticks or The Leaky Cauldron: Three Broomsticks
Portkey or Apparation: Apparation
Butterbeer or pumpkin juice: Butterbeer
VI. You at Hogwarts
List the Hogwarts Houses in order of which House you'd most likely be Sorted into (1 being most likely): Huff, Sly, Griff, Raven (I’m notsosmart)
What's in your wand? Unicorn Tail
What character do you empathize with, or resemble most? Luna. I, too, have a weird outlook on life…
Which character would you ask to the Yule Ball? Luna, we’d have a blast!
Which character would you like to use a love potion on? Draco
Which character would you like to use Veritaserum on? Snape.
What would you use Felix Felicis to do? Pick lottery numbers
What job would you most like to try? None…
If you were an animagus, what animal would you turn into? A rabbit
What animal would your patronus be? A snake of some sort.
What three things would your amortentia potion smell like? Old books, Pumpkin pie, Cream beef and Mashed potatoes.
What position do you play at Quidditch? Spectator.
Who would your best friend be were you sorted in each house and why? Slytherin: Daphne. She seems normal.... Ravenclaw: Luna, because... Just because. Hufflepuff: Hannah. Gryffindor: Seamus reminds me so much of Josh...
What three characters do you think you'd get into catfights with? Pansy, Lavender, and Ginny.
List 3 characters you think you'd ask on a date: Fred, George, Draco
Would you have joined Dumbledore's army or gone to the meeting if Hermione had asked you? Why or why not? Yes. Umbitch is dumb and we need to know how to fight!
Would you ever use an Unforgivable Curse and, if so, which one/s and why? Not if I didn’t have to
You just got a Howler. Who's it from, and what'd you do? Was it a mistake? Mom found my online porn following… again…
What type of pet do you choose as your companion at Hogwarts? A snake. I’m allergic to everything else…
While shopping in Hogsmeade you stop by Honeydukes for some sweets. What treats do you purchase for yourself? Something lemon
What is your favourite subject to study at Hogwarts and why? Potions, cause it’s like cooking class, and I’m good at it. Plus… Snape.
Likewise, what subject is your least favourite and why? Arithmancy. I hate math...
All in all... a solid waste of 20 minutes... I am that cool, guys...